T just recently started toilet training himself.
He just saw his big brother peeing in the toilet, and decided he was going to do that to.
He's two and a half.....I don't if that's normal or not, but I think it's bloody impressive!
Anyway, so since he's toilet training, he has started wearing underpants now.
The other day he comes up to me and asks " Daddy, why do we wear underpants?"
The best answer I could come up with was "Well...to keep your bits in place and comfortable" ( quick thinking at its finest folks )
He looked at me for a few seconds and says "Ok...so why does mummy wear underpants?"
I was stumped.
Hey, it was early, I hadn't had my coffee yet, shut up!
I love how that little guy's mind is so analytical!! :)
My kids are bilingual. Which, considering that they're only 4 and 2 and a half, I think is pretty impressive.
The other day I was washing dished in the kitchen, and I could over hear a heated argument between the boys in the next room. They were speaking Swedish at the time, so I wasn't really following along.
Eventually Henry had had enough, came into the kitchen to get daddy for a ruling on the subject, and asked:
"Daddy, DO robot's have willy's or not??"
Damn those kids make me laugh!
p.s. Of course they don't...have you ever seen Optimus Prime take a leak?
Today I discovered this brilliant website called www.niceonedad.com
It's a site that give you endless "Dad" jokes to inflict on your family.
Like this one:
" What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?"
Whoever thought this up is a frikkin GENIUS!!!
Check it out, it's awesome :)
H - "Daddy, will you play with me?""
Me -"Sure, what shall we play?""
H - "Ok, you be a pirate...I'll be Santa...let's go fishing."
Runs away leaving me looking very confused.
Kids say the funniest things...
First of all, an update on how I did with last month's goals:
3. Cut back on my coffee consumption - a big fat resounding NO on this one. I managed to cut back to 2 cups of coffee a day...for 2 days. I am way more addicted to caffeine than I first realised!
Ok, so for October, my goals are as follows:
My name is Ryan, and this is my blog.
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